Wanna know how to piss off your waitress??

rambling-contortionist:

Customer: *Tap on half empty glass. Dont use words. Just point at it.* 

Server: 

“Yes, that is a glass.”

Customer: “Well, can I get some more in it?”

Server: 

We deal with your shit all day, be nice.

Équilibre: Server's Rant

vtmarie:

When I say “I’m tired, I worked all day” and you sarcastically say “wah, I worked 8 hours all day too”

  I would just like to point out what I mean:

  I worked 10 and a half hours

  I only sat once for 10 minutes to eat

  The other 10 hours and 20 minutes were spent running, walking, standing

  I had to deal with customers all day who always need something

  I’d be lucky if I made half as much as you did, because I share my tips

  Instead of dealing with one boss who wants something done right then, I’m dealing with MANY people who decide how much I make based on how fast I do what they want and my mind reading capabilities… and a boss who also wants other things done right then

  If and when something goes wrong that I have no control over, it is “my fault” and I don’t get paid from that table.

  I hadn’t even gotten the chance to use the restroom before 10:00pm tonight.

 So please, let me hear you complain more about your 8 hour day sitting at a desk.

(Source: keepinitawkward)